We Love It's Guide to…

Hamachi the Psychotic Killer

The platformer game where you can play as the BAD GUY. (or the good guy)

91%
of 33 reviews
$9.99
Released: Feb 27, 2026  •  Developer: gavinoriley  •  Publisher: gavinoriley

The Developer Says...

In this platformer, you control a piece of tofu named Hamachi, who unexpectedly falls into the clutches of Demon Queen Deity, an evil fiend who intends to use him as a vessel to conquer the world through mass murder.

features:

  • Play as the villain: Choose to kill, spare, or ignore every civilian.

  • Three distinct routes: Pacifist, Neutral, and Genocide, each with its own ending.

  • Defeat or pacify demonic bosses, pacified bosses will join your side.

  • Journey through 8 visually distinct worlds built with original pixel art.

  • Chainsaw power-up grants temporary invincibility and destroys any being you touch.

  • Collect souls from dead civilians or sushi dropped by Penelope Pom Pom Pink to restore health.

  • Your crimes will not go unnoticed by the authorities.

Awards and Kudos

Back of the Box Details

Steam Deck

Unknown

DLC

None

DRM/EULA Notices

Requires agreement to a 3rd-party EULA Hamachi the Psychotic Killer EULA

Achievements

None

Ratings

None

Metacritic

None

Content Notices

None

Controller Support

Xbox

Reviews

91%

Very Positive

Based on 33 reviews


Individual reviews are not available yet.