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How to Train Your Cock

A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!

96%
of 1786 reviews
$3.99
Released: Oct 27, 2025  •  Developer: Little Horror Studios  •  Publisher: Little Horror Studios

The Developer Says...

How to Train Your Cock is a chill idle game that you can leave running anywhere on your screen while you do other tasks.

Upgrade and Evolve

Make him grow from a tiny chick into an ultra muscular cock!

Customize your cock's training area

Buy him hats, dumbbells, new islands, decorations and change his colors.

Lay eggs

When you get big enough you start laying eggs. A great way to get a new pet!

The Pounder

Place bets on The Pounder, a punching arcade machine, and try your luck!

Climb the ranks

Compete with your friends and the world to see who has the biggest cock and unlock rewards.

Watch your friend's cock grow

Visit your friend's island and watch his cock train hard and grow!

Cock pictures

Take pictures of your cock and share with your friends!

Back of the Box Details

Steam Deck

Playable

DLC

None

DRM/EULA Notices

None

Achievements

None

Ratings

None

Demo

None

Metacritic

None

Content Notices

Online interactivity

Controller Support

None

Reviews

96%

Overwhelmingly Positive

Based on 1786 reviews


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