A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to:

• Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes

• A broken, utterly useless user interface

• Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time

• Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes

• Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up

• A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators

Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you.

In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else.

Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash.

Do NOT play.