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Idle Squire

Idle Squire is a desktop idle roguelite RPG where every key you press is an attack. Type, browse, or work while your squire clears dungeons, finds loot, and grows stronger. Unlock talents, artifacts, and perks that bring speed, power, and even partial automation.

33%
of 3 reviews
$4.24
$4.99
-15%
Released: May 6, 2026  •  Developer: White Cape Games  •  Publisher: White Cape Games

The Developer Says...

Idle Squire is an idle roguelite RPG that runs quietly in the corner of your desktop.

Every time you press a key, your squire attacks. Type an essay, code, or chat – each keystroke lands a strike. At first you’ll be faster than your squire, but with upgrades, artifacts, and talents, they’ll learn to keep pace… and eventually take over parts of the grind on their own.


KEY FEATURES

  • Always-on-top overlay (move it anywhere on your screen)

  • Roguelite skills in dungeon runs

  • Input-driven combat: every key press is an attack

  • Unlock perks that add mouse clicks or partial automation

  • Randomized dungeons full of loot, enemies, and surprises

  • Grow stronger with stats, talents, and artifacts

  • Character creator to shape your squire

Work, type, or browse – your squire fights alongside you.

Back of the Box Details

Steam Deck

Unknown

DLC

None

DRM/EULA Notices

None

Achievements

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Ratings

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Demo

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Metacritic

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Content Notices

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Controller Support

None

Reviews

33%

Mostly Negative

Based on 3 reviews


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