Huh?

DateBoy involves playing on a Ga retro handheld video game console while you're on a DATE! Hence, DateBoy. DATE. BOY. Get it? DateBoy.

FEATURES! GIVE ME FEATURES! AHHHHH

Well how bout you try the flippin game and see for yourself? It only lasts like 15-30 minutes!

I can't! I am but a mere Steam description Heading-2 text, cruelly contained within the dark realm of the description box!!!

Let me break it down then, you poor thing. DateBoy involves:

• a boy

• on a date

• playing his Gam retro handheld video game console.

• You are that boy.

• Not really, but in the game you play as the boy on that date

• and you speak to your date.

• Or you don't really speak to her, but you select dialogue options

• while also playing a Game generic portable handheld video game console originally developed in the late 80s

• and lots of hi-la-ri-ous things happen.

• And there's a funny waiter.

• You'll see.

• And that's...

• DateBoy

Sounds dumb.

You're dumb.