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Crisis Commander: Strait Of Hormuz

A satirical 2D strategy game set in the Strait of Hormuz. Control fleets, play cards, and manipulate oil prices. Meanwhile, your incompetent general keeps issuing increasingly unhinged orders. Keep the price of oil where he wants it, or the world will pay the price.

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$3.99
Released: Jun 3, 2026  •  Developer: Kra Kra Games  •  Publisher: MadOctopus

The Developer Says...

You work for Freedom Delivery Solutions — an official United States Government contractor specializing in energy security, strategic deterrence, and the timely delivery of democracy to volatile regions.

Your current assignment: the Strait of Hormuz.

Your General has a target. He needs oil at a specific price per barrel. He's given you a deadline. He hasn't given you much else — except a fleet, a deck of cards, and an opinion on everything.

Your mission is simple. The execution is anything but.

  • Deploy warships to escalate conflict or enforce a ceasefire until you are ready.

  • Play strategy cards: airstrikes, embargoes, diplomatic pressure

  • React to live Situation Room events: OPEC decisions, geopolitical shocks, rogue state provocations

  • Watch the oil price ticker — every action has a market consequence

The catch? Your General is spectacularly unqualified, some call him an idiot. He'll tweet during crises. He'll claim credit for your victories. A sharp political satire wrapped in a strategy game.

"Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Tremendously coincidental. The best coincidence. Nobody has ever seen such a coincidence."

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