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Become an immobile rock, watch seasons and weather pass, and wait for odd events and idle achievements in a quiet world.
Released 19 Aug 2025
Watch Seasons Turn
Wait for Strange Events
Watch Moss Accumulate
Stone Simulator is a meditative idle game where you live as a rock enduring endless seasons and absurd events. Survive storms, unlock quirky achievements, and observe a serene, ever-changing world. Perfect for Zen-like relaxation or meme-worthy humor.
Developed by STFGames · Published by STFGames
You are a rock in a natural setting, with no movement or conventional quests to pursue. The experience centers on remaining in place while the world carries on around you.
Day and night, seasons, and weather change over time, while details such as moss gradually appear on the rock. Occasional strange events interrupt the quiet, ranging from unusual visitors to dramatic happenings in the surroundings.
You can adjust the camera to observe the scene, and the game offers Zen and event-focused modes. Achievements reward time spent idle or encountering particular events; reviews also describe a multiplayer option where players can gather as rocks and talk.
Players who enjoy the game often describe its enforced stillness as calming or meditative, with changing seasons, weather, scenery, and ambient sounds giving them something to observe without pressure. Strange, humorous events and the satisfaction of earning achievements through patience also recur in positive reviews. Some players instead find the limited interaction dull or criticize the game's resource use.
Be a stone / rock / boulder. Do nothing. Just exist.
Relax, meditate, and watch the seasons change in the most peaceful simulator ever.
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a rock?
Become an unflinching stone in a serene, ever-changing world. Survive centuries of seasons, weather, and absurdly mundane adventures. Grow moss, collect bird poop, and question your existence—Stone Simulator is the Zen meditation you never knew you needed… or the most boring game ever. You decide!
Stone Simulator is a whimsical, meditative experience where you embrace the thrilling life of a literal rock. Observe the world passively as decades fly by, seasons shift, and nature (or chaos) unfolds around you.
🌦️ Seasons & Weather: Survive blizzards, summer heatwaves, autumn and spring rains.
🕰️ Time Flies: Watch days, years, and centuries pass
🏆 Absurd Achievements: Unlock meme-worthy trophies like "Existential Crisis" (do nothing for 3 years) and many other.
Zen Mode: Chill with calming ambient sounds and minimalist visuals.
Meme Fuel: Perfect for streamers craving irony or players who enjoy "so bad it’s good" humor.
Zero Skill Required: Your only job? Exist. (Seriously, you can’t even move.)
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 41 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
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| AI disclosure | We use AI to localize the main game interface and texts |
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