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VOL. MMXXVI · No. 1 All the games that's fit to ship. Not affliated with Valve. TWO BITS · 4 JUN 2026

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DUNGEON CRAWLER · EXPLORATION · TURN-BASED COMBAT 4 JUN 2026

A Kobold Story : Trenchcoat Adventurer

100%
OF 58 REVIEWS
Created by Crystal Spider Games
$19.99 $16.99 -15%

Trenchcoat Adventurer is a dungeon-crawling roleplaying game with a whimsical heart and a beautiful, hand-drawn CrayonVision aesthetic.

Three Kobolds find themselves drawn to the allure of Adventuring after overhearing how successful adventurers get to eat the best food and have the shiniest shiny things. Cunningly disguised in a trenchcoat, this towered trio find their way though an ever-deepening dungeon in the hunt for shinies and tasties!

Unbeknownst to them, the "beginner dungeon" that they wandered into breaks through into a much deeper, darker place full of real peril... with the training wheels off and the worst equipment they could find, can our Trenchcoated heroes go from wannabes to true heroic adventurers?

Key Features: 

  • Explore a hand-crafted Dungeoneering experience through the eyes of Kobolds and rendered in beautiful CrayonVision!

  • Utilise the equipment you want... and eat the equipment you don't! With cast-iron stomachs, Kobolds can eat anything to keep their strength up

  • Classic Dungeon Crawling with grid-based movement, turn-based combat and RPG elements! Level up your Kobolds to turn them from zero to hero!

  • A Hand-Authored Dungeon experience through Six Chapters, with randomised loot to keep things fresh and interesting!

  • Over 300 different items to collect! From Equipment to Keys to Potions and Trinkets, all can found throughout the dungeon or bought from enterprising Goblin Merchants!

  • Everything hand-made! No AI generated ANYTHING!

INCREMENTAL · IDLER · AUTOMATION 3 JUN 2026

Slots & Diapers

93%
OF 54 REVIEWS
Created by Parodie Games
$6.99 $4.89 -30%

  • Welcome to the most absurd incremental clicker game! In Slots & Diapers, you manage a casino where veteran gamblers dedicated to the spin. It’s not about luck, it’s about scaling your empire and turning every 'accident' into a calculated financial victory.

  • Start with a classic machine and upgrade to high-velocity, industrial-grade slot machines. Every new tier brings bigger multipliers and faster cycles. Invest in better hardware to turn every single spin into a financial landslide.

  • Why spin yourself when you can hire the pros? Recruit a crew of veteran seniors to automate the grind. They don’t need breaks; they just need a seat and a fresh 'under-layer' of protection. Let your crew handle the clicking while you watch the numbers go up!

  • In this economy, everything is a resource. Your machines and seniors don't just pay out cash, they generate Liquid Assets. Don't let it go to waste! Trade your collected 'crapto-currencies' to activate powerful, limited-time boosters that supercharge your earnings!

  • The rarest payout of all. Hit the elusive Mega Jackpot on any machine to extract RAM (Retired Adult Memories). While cash and liquid assets keep the casino moving, RAM is the high-value data required for true evolution.

  • The cycle of success never ends. Reset your current casino to trigger a Reboot. By closing your casino, you can spend your harvested RAM on a massive Perma-Skill Tree. Lose your machines, keep your power, and build your next empire faster, stronger, and filthier than before.

  • Take your Liquid Assets to a specialized slot machine built directly inside your terminal. Risk your Assets for a chance to win all sorts of game-changing prizes and multipliers.

  • Overhaul your entire financial empire according to your taste. Alter the look of your senior gamblers and change your casino floor to match your exact style.

  • Is everything really as it seems? Look closely beneath the flashing lights and roaring jackpots. There is something deeper hidden behind the reels, waiting to be uncovered by those who keep playing.

  • Track and rank your Liquid Asset holdings against players worldwide. Climb the global leaderboard, flex your wealth, and secure your spot at the absolute top of the financial food chain.

Don’t miss out the most absurd 'incremental' game release; wishlist today.

ACTION · STRATEGY · ADVENTURE 3 JUN 2026

IncreKnight

95%
OF 40 REVIEWS
Created by SUPERita
$4.99 $4.49 -10%

A short incremental game about a Knight slaying a Dragon

The evil dragon had destroyed the town!

The king sent its strongest knight to slay him.

Fight Monsters

The dragon's layer is filled with monsters defending it. you must fight them in order to get to him!

Buy Upgrades

Sell the loot from slaying monsters to buy new skills, powers. and weapons!

Cast Spells

Learn powerful spells from the wizard and unleash them on the monsters in the dungeon!

REAL TIME TACTICS · STRATEGY · STEALTH 3 JUN 2026

PROHIBEAST

58%
OF 38 REVIEWS
Created by SUPER AC
$34.99 $22.74 -35%

Prohibeast – Tactical Infiltration at the Heart of Prohibition

In Prohibeast, a real-time tactical infiltration game, dive into a corruption-ridden 1930s Chicago plagued by smuggling and black-market meat.

As meat consumption is outlawed, Al Capone expands his criminal empire through a ruthless black market. Faced with widespread corruption, Eliot Ness and his team of Untouchables are ready to strike from the shadows to bring down the mob from within.

Infiltration and Strategy: Make Your Mark with Your Own Style

Each mission will put your sense of strategy and stealth to the test.

Plan your operations – Choose your approach: stealthy infiltration, silent takedowns, or clever diversions.

Exploit the environment – Hideouts, alternate routes, distractions... Each mission offers multiple solutions.

Outsmart the enemies’ heightened senses – Sharp eyesight, acute hearing, and keen smell… Discover a whole new way to play: infiltration is no longer just about hiding!

Take Control of the Untouchables

As the leader of the Untouchables, take control of Eliot Ness and his team, a group of specialists with complementary skills where each member plays a key role in your infiltration operations:

Eliot Ness – A fearless and versatile leader, able to adapt to any situation and lead even the riskiest missions to success.

Malone B. Clonan – A loyal right-hand man and hardened veteran who favors a more direct, forceful approach.

Frank E. Eager – A methodical and discreet sniper, eliminating targets with deadly precision.

Other specialists will also join your team to help refine your strategies.

Learn to harness each member's strengths and weaknesses to build unique strategies and strike the mob where they least expect it.

Infiltrate Iconic Locations

Each mission plunges you into the heart of Chicago, in places where crime and corruption thrive.

Observe, plan, and adapt your approach to achieve your objectives without leaving a trace.

From the Loop, Chicago’s iconic district and hub of corrupt power, to the mayor’s mansion where criminal alliances are forged, and the foggy Lake Michigan docks, a major hub for smuggling, each location is filled with dangers and opportunities, demanding tailored strategies to survive.

But more criminal strongholds await, where the slightest mistake could be fatal.

Only the most strategic minds will manage to infiltrate without a trace.

Can you operate from the shadows and bring down Al Capone’s criminal empire?

ACTION ROGUELIKE · PIXEL GRAPHICS · INVENTORY MANAGEMENT 3 JUN 2026

Dead Engine

72%
OF 152 REVIEWS
Created by Chocolate Dungeon Games
$7.99 $5.19 -35%

Dead Engine is a survival action-roguelike where players explore a post-apocalyptic city overrun by intelligent zombie threats. Each choice to fight or flee impacts survival as zombies actively track, adapt, and work together to hunt their prey. Loot critical items and manage your expandable backpack every item could mean the difference between life and death.                                                        

Hand-Drawn Pixel Environment and Survival Tactics

Our post-apocalyptic world comes alive through hand-drawn pixel art, where every corner of the carefully crafted maps holds strategic potential. Plan your escape routes, set clever traps, and transform city ruins into deadly obstacles. Your survival depends on how well you use the terrain against the zombie hordes.

Camp Management

The camp is a living system that requires constant management. When morale, hygiene, shelter, and resources fall out of balance, order within the camp quickly collapses. Keep the fire burning, build shelters, clean up poop, and maintain survivor morale. Every decision you make directly shapes the future of your camp.

The Future of Your Camp is in Your Hands

Some survivors will want to join your camp and improve your chances of survival, but you cannot know who will turn into a zombie as they may hide it from you. Be careful and check everyone at the gate. Others may not want to join but still seek to trade, so listen to their requests carefully. By selling them items they desperately need, you will not only earn more scrap but also uncover their haunting survival stories.

Advanced Zombie AI

Zombies in Dead Engine think, adapt, and hunt as a collective threat. Our unique pathfinding system enables them to intelligently move through the city, adjusting their routes based on your position. When they spot others nearby, they merge into dangerous hunting hordes. Ranged zombies bring another layer of challenge - they'll keep their distance while attacking and launch acid bombs over structures if you try to hide.

Expandable Backpack and Inventory Management

Find backpacks and expand them to carry more items. Merge items to free up space and customize your backpack to match your playstyle while exploring the city and fighting zombies. A well-upgraded backpack can be the key to survival.

Unique Characters and Journeys

Scattered across the map, characters await for your paths to cross but only if you can follow their traces. Each encounter offers a new perspective and a different way to survive. Explore, connect, and remember: you're not alone in this dangerous world. And when you discover a character, you’ll unlock the ability to play as them. Every meeting takes you deeper into the city, and into yourself.

Features

  • Intense 10-20 Minute Survival Runs

  • Camp Management System: Control who enters your camp: accept, reject, or kill.

  • Advanced Zombie AI with Dynamic Horde Behavior

  • Hand-Crafted Pixel Art Environment

  • Dynamic Environment with Strategic Traps and Defensive Turrets

  • Inventory Management System

  • Mergeable Items

  • Expandable Backpack

  • Base Building & Trading System

  • Rich Survivor Stories to Uncover

  • 4 Unique Playable Characters

  • Roguelike Progression System

ACTION RPG · DUNGEON CRAWLER · FIRST-PERSON 3 JUN 2026

RAIDBORN

75%
OF 367 REVIEWS
Created by Phodex Games
$24.99 $18.99 -24%

Enough of wasting precious time? Want to get to the fun part quickly? RAIDBORN cures your open-world fatigue, cuts out the filler, and delivers a pure dungeon crawling experience.

RAIDBORN is a first-person fantasy action RPG built for replayability. Explore an endless stream of dungeons and quests, dive into satisfying combat, and loot legendary treasures. Craft powerful gear, upgrade your outpost, and tailor your experience from relaxed adventure to hardcore roguelike.









Build your outpost and hire a crew to support your adventures. Choose from a wide range of skills and become a swordmaster, barbarian, rogue, craftsman, or anything in between.

  • Build and man your own outpost
  • Open skill system for maximum build freedom
  • Deep crafting and enchanting system
  • Hundreds of unique items





Jump into a fast and satisfying combat flow and experiment with a large variety of weapons and abilities. Choose from a diverse arsenal of melee and ranged weapons to crush the hordes of evil.

  • Satisfying combo system
  • Quality ragdolls for great weapon feedback
  • Kick enemies into traps and abysses
  • Enemies with distinct abilities and fighting styles





Explore a detailed fantasy world where each playthrough offers a completely new experience. Uncover hidden treasures, meet unusual characters, and discover handcrafted encounters.

  • Highly detailed levels that tell a story
  • Quirky quests and unusual characters
  • Handcrafted encounters
  • Riddles and hidden treasures