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OFFERING APP

I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE THE "OFFERING APP" SORRY 😭😭😭 NEMO ORDERED ME TO DO THAT SORRY 😭😭😭

86%
of 72 reviews
$11.99
$19.99
-40%
Released: Apr 23, 2026  â€¢  Developer: KESHA WHITE  â€¢  Publisher: Polden Publishing

The Developer Says...

OFFERING APP is a journey. It's supposed this app is supposed to help us.

YOU can help U with this app.

The game includes:

  • 2D C# programmed isometric locaions with obstacles!

You have to overcome each of them relying on your perversity and reaction speed. These levels are difficult. But they promise to bring you a lot of fun!

  • Scenes with horrendous mini-games!

The game includes funny-disturbing-nasty trip with mini-games, and also are big games and some small ones, and it's all have a different unique mechanics. Unbelievable. Me and Nemo cooked it together like a crazy cocktail. Wow. Crazy delicious. Enjoy.

  • Nonlinear story!

Deep lore and non-linear story with a choice. You will make are choices. But U have no choice. 

You know, those voices in your head... The whispers. The intertwining. There's nothing can stop them. I'm not crazy. I don't just hear them. I also see them. They appear in my sleep paralysis states. I made a deal. I hardly had a choice. I even was proud at the beginning. I can't reveal to you the meaning of the application. I can't say more than U need to know. Sometimes I was very scared of what I'm doing. Sometimes I am tormented by doubts about how right it is. Now it's just very painful. But I can't stop. You may accept it as entertainment. I think that's all it trying to pretend to be. See for yourself. They will choose someone as their mascots.

Awards and Kudos

Back of the Box Details

Steam Deck

Verified

DLC

2

DRM/EULA Notices

None

Achievements

None

Ratings

None

Demo

None

Metacritic

None

Content Notices

None

Controller Support

Xbox

Reviews

86%

Very Positive

Based on 72 reviews


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