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After freeing knife-wielding goblins from a museum chest, fight through five time-spanning levels in a compact retro FPS.
Released 12 Dec 2022
Chase Goblins Through Time
Turn Traps on Goblins
Find Hidden Rooms
A fast-paced micro FPS in which The Chop Goblins are loose, chopping their way through time itself in their ravenous quest for cheese. And THE CHOP WILL NOT STOP.
Developed by David Szymanski · Published by David Szymanski









After opening a dusty chest in a museum, you must pursue the unleashed Chop Goblins as they rampage across time. The short, comedic first-person shooter takes you through five levels set in different eras and locations.
Fight goblins with a mix of firearms and melee attacks, managing your weapons and ammunition as you move through each level. Enemies have different behaviors, and hazards such as explosive barrels can help turn the environment against them.
Explore for hidden rooms, weapons, upgrades, and other secrets. Difficulty options, achievements, leaderboards, and replay modes—including remixed levels—offer extra challenges beyond the main campaign.
In this sample, players often enjoy the punchy shooting, silly goblin humor, and compact campaign, with distinct settings, secrets, and replay modes adding variety. Some also praise the music and retro visual style. Others find the game too short or the humor and simple combat unengaging, and several criticize the lack of saves or checkpoints.
| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 13 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 2 listed on Steam |