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Play an ancient knight infiltrating lizard-held locations to gather intelligence, recover manuscripts, and destroy enemy bases.
Released 15 Dec 2023
Hunt Lizard Bases
Recover Ancient Manuscripts
Drink Baikal Water
Unique Ancient Knight Simulator with Horror Elements. Get Intelligence for Knight Brothers, return to the base Ancient Manuscripts, drink Baikal Water and Destroy the base of Lizards!
Developed by Ancient Russ · Published by Dungeon Master









You are the Great Ancient Knight, fighting lizards and working with your Knight Brothers to reclaim their territory. The premise pairs ancient Slavic imagery with a conflict against lizard forces.
Explore lizard-held areas, gather intelligence, recover ancient manuscripts, and destroy enemy bases. Baikal water is another objective: the game sets a goal of drinking 18 cans, and you can call Great Knights to your aid.
The campaign spans four main and two bonus locations, including a forest, Lake Baikal, Mars, Nibiru, Saint Petersburg, and a winter forest. Choose from five Great Knights and progress through the locations, with cutscenes along the way.
Players who enjoy the game often point to its deliberately absurd lizard-fighting premise and meme-style humor, including the Baikal water motif and strange missions. Some describe the straightforward, brief levels as entertaining for a short, chaotic playthrough, while others find the gameplay rough or unappealing.




| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
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| Achievements | 100 |
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| Controller required | No |
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