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Clean, sort, count, and ship suspicious cash for underworld clients while upgrading and arranging your processing workspace.
Released 08 May 2025
Wash Dirty Banknotes
Sort Counterfeit Bills
Pack Client Orders
Check it, clean it, sort it, ship it. Welcome to the life of a cash cleaner. Take jobs from underworld contacts and clean some cash. Just don't try to leave...
Developed by Mind Control Games · Published by Forklift Interactive, Gamersky Games
You work as a cash cleaner in a concealed facility, taking jobs from underworld contacts. Deliveries arrive in bags, boxes, and other containers; your task is to prepare the requested amount and send it back to the client.
Handle cash piles directly and use machines to inspect, wash, dry, count, and sort bills and coins. Separate currencies and denominations, deal with dirty, marked, or counterfeit notes, then bundle and pack the money in the requested container.
Completing jobs earns money and unlocks equipment and tools to improve your operation. Arrange your workspace as you like, take on more varied orders, and explore the facility for secrets and collectibles.
In the supplied reviews, players often praise the hands-on routine of turning messy cash deliveries into neat, sorted bundles. Many find the cleaning and organizing calming and satisfying, and mention the tactile feel and sounds of handling money and operating the machines. Some also enjoy arranging their workspace and gradually improving their setup, while other reviews say the repeated work can become tedious.
Cash Cleaner Simulator welcomes you into the life of a low-level criminal with a particular specialty. When your underworld contacts need dirty money to come back squeaky clean, they call you.
Each delivery is different. Arriving in bags, boxes, or stuffed into mattresses, it's your job to retrieve it all, identify any problems like dirt, blood, or counterfeit bills, and get to work. Your clients expect results! Do your job well, or do whatever it takes, and reap the rewards.
In your downtime, order new tools to increase your efficiency, and scale up your operation. Or just buy stuff to cozy up your place!
Take on jobs at your own pace, expand your cleaning services to gold bars, different currencies, and more. Explore your lab...you may need more than just your eyes to discover its secrets. And maybe ask yourself how you got here...and why can't you leave?
Use washing machines, dryers, counting machines, and other tools to clean dirty cash. After cleaning, don’t forget to count it and send it to your handlers! Maybe not all of it; the money pile doesn’t grow by itself! Progress through the jobs to upgrade your gear and unlock new ways to handle the money!
Your phone is the center of your operation. Surf the darknet to find new jobs, order useful (and not so) tools, take pictures, and scan your surroundings for helpful tips. Just put it on mute when you’re working. You don’t want any distractions!
All the satisfaction of having lots of money without any shootouts! Leave the danger to the others; you’re here to relax and clean the cash, and you don’t really care how it got here. Some paint the world red, but you paint it green! You know, like crisp clean bills!
Your place of work contains many secrets, so be on the lookout for them! You may need special tools like a UV lamp or wait for the night-time to come and find them, but the truth is out there… and so are more places to store your cash!
Everyone has to relax! Even those working with dirty cash obtained in questionable ways! Burn some cash figuratively and literally - cozy up your place, play Moneyball (it’s like basketball… BUT WITH CASH), and throw anything you want into a furnace for fun!
Interact with physically simulated piles of cash!
Use various tools to clean money bills, coins, and other objects!
Complete jobs to earn a living...just like real life!
Upgrade your equipment to improve the money flow!
Find secrets hidden around your lab! And unveil the story behind this facility.
Upset about your salary? Dry your tears with warm cash straight from the dryer.
Relax and unwind with stacks of cash around you!
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 26 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller support | PlayStation, Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 4 listed on Steam |
| Website | Official website |
