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We Need To Cook - Drug Empire Simulator
We need to cook! You are a drug-designing genius, living a bland existence in a middle-class neighborhood in Utah. You decide you want more out of life, so you buy a beat-up RV, drive it into the desert, and cook drugs. Make immense profits! (Made by one dude, hope you enjoy)
Released:
Aug 23, 2023
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Developer:
Harold Crow
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Publisher:
Harold Crow
Action
Adventure
Simulation
Action-Adventure
Grand Strategy
Sandbox
Life Sim
FPS
First-Person
Immersive Sim
Stylized
Indie
Strategy
Cooking
Capitalism
Inventory Management
Singleplayer
The Developer Says...
We need to cook!
You are a drug-designing genius, living a bland existence in a middle-class neighborhood in Utah.
You decide you want more out of life, so you buy a beat-up RV, drive it into the desert, and cook up drugs.
You find a reliable drug distributor to sell your product, make enormous profits, and upgrade from your humble RV cook, to a Megalab in the city.
But you must be careful... Your money has to be laundered safely before you can spend it. The Government can't know of your illicit dealings.
Until then, store your millions on a pallet in the basement.
Slowly grow your business until you own the largest drug empire in the state!
Game Features:
Scientifically-Accurate (somewhat) Drug Cooking Mechanics. Complete all the real-life steps of cooking meth!
Operate a realistic money-laundering Business; selling fake digital art to YOURSELF.
Earn Immense Profits, and upgrade from your humble RV to a MEGALAB in the city, and buy a Penthouse to store your money in.
Become the ultimate Drug Kingpin
This game was developed by 1 person (me) as a resume-building game to show employers my skills.
I look forward to the community I hope this game will create!
Please ignore the bugs haha. There are a few left in there, but I've taken most of them out.
If you encounter one, please join my Discord and let me know!






You are a drug-designing genius, living a bland existence in a middle-class neighborhood in Utah.
You decide you want more out of life, so you buy a beat-up RV, drive it into the desert, and cook up drugs.
You find a reliable drug distributor to sell your product, make enormous profits, and upgrade from your humble RV cook, to a Megalab in the city.
But you must be careful... Your money has to be laundered safely before you can spend it. The Government can't know of your illicit dealings.
Until then, store your millions on a pallet in the basement.
Slowly grow your business until you own the largest drug empire in the state!
Game Features:
Scientifically-Accurate (somewhat) Drug Cooking Mechanics. Complete all the real-life steps of cooking meth!
Operate a realistic money-laundering Business; selling fake digital art to YOURSELF.
Earn Immense Profits, and upgrade from your humble RV to a MEGALAB in the city, and buy a Penthouse to store your money in.
Become the ultimate Drug Kingpin
This game was developed by 1 person (me) as a resume-building game to show employers my skills.
I look forward to the community I hope this game will create!
Please ignore the bugs haha. There are a few left in there, but I've taken most of them out.
If you encounter one, please join my Discord and let me know!






Back of the Box Details
Steam Deck
Playable
DLC
None
DRM/EULA Notices
None
Achievements
None
Ratings
None
Demo
None
Metacritic
None
Content Notices
None
Controller Support
None
Reviews
61%
Mixed
Based on 93 reviews
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