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Play a robot in procedurally generated offices, eating furniture for cover while avoiding guards, traps, and detection.
Released 12 Dec 2013
Eat Your Cover
Evade Armed Guards
Dodge Laser Traps
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Developed by 2DArray · Published by tinyBuild









You play a robot trying to move through an office building without being caught. Furniture is both your food and your cover, creating a tradeoff as you consume it.
Sneak past armed patrols and avoid spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps. You can use gadgets and choose between careful stealth and quicker improvisation.
Procedural levels and permadeath shape each run. The campaign spans seven buildings, with short, medium, and long game modes and a voiced story that unfolds as you play.
The one substantive supplied review praises the central tension of consuming furniture that also hides you, along with procedural levels and the option to play cautiously or improvise. It also appreciates the alert-reactive music, while noting that rising difficulty and sentry behavior can make later areas feel more like frantic escapes than stealth.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
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| Achievements | 15 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| Metacritic | 59/100 View on Metacritic |
| Website | Official website |
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