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Battle lizards as a defender of ancient Rus, clicking through fights to earn experience and unlock absurd Slavic techniques.
Released 15 Dec 2023
Battle Invading Lizards
Unlock Slavic Techniques
Sacrifice Lizards for Blessings
The most realistic simulator of the life of ancient Rus during the war with lizards! A historical saga about the greatness of our ancestors, bravely fighting the green plague that outnumbered them!
Developed by GosDev Production · Published by GosDev Production









Set in an absurd alternate version of ancient Rus, the game casts you as a fighter defending against invading lizards. Its supposed historical saga is presented with a deliberately outlandish, meme-driven tone.
Combat against lizards is the central activity, with a clicker-style loop of fighting and repeating encounters. Players earn experience as they battle.
Spend progression on a skill tree of exaggerated Slavic techniques, and sacrifice defeated lizards to receive blessings. The game also features dinosaurs as potential allies.
Players who enjoy the game often point to its absurd lizard-war premise and meme-heavy humor, alongside a straightforward clicker loop of fighting and upgrading. Some appreciate it as a quick, silly diversion, while others find that the repetitive gameplay wears thin or that the experience is very short.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
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| Achievements | 100 |
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| Controller required | No |
| AI disclosure | For creating pre-rendered assets for the game such as menu elements, icons and locations |
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