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Sport meets slaughter in this roguelite arena FPS.
Released 11 Jun 2026
wake up in a retro sports world where bats, sticks, and balls are your monster-killing weapons.
throw a frisbee that never runs out and always comes back like a boomerang.
stack 120+ weapon upgrades and 100 perks to lock in a custom sports-gear build that shapes your whole run.
Sport meets slaughter in this roguelite arena FPS. Use lethal sports equipment to crush B-movie monsters. Combine upgrades, perfect your build, perfect your skills, and face the ultimate evil bosses. Play ball... or die trying.
Developed by Sleepwalking Potatoes · Published by Retrovibe









SPORTAL has about 59 positive and 3 negative player reviews out of a total 62. We'll add a detailed breakdown here when there are more reviews.
Bat, Strike, Kick and Smack balls into monstrous menagerie in this retro sport themed fps roguelike, where you are sucked into a portal and emerge with a plethora of sport equipment repurposed into an arsenal of lethal weapons.
- Use a variety of sporting equipment to defeat hordes of monsters straight from 50's era creature features by heavy metal baseballs, lightning infused hockey pucks, bowling ball turrets and elemental golf balls that freeze, ignite, or terrify anything in their path, and more!
- Chat with Jar Dude, your rather questionable guide, who will help you get your bearings in this bizarre world while cracking jokes along the way (whether you want to hear them or not).
- Pick up and upgrade the numerous clubs, bats, sticks and balls, outfits and perks to find the winning combinations of hardware and gear to have the best shot at getting rid of all the monstrosities thrown your way and maybe, just maybe, you will have a chance to make it back home
8 base sports weapons with over 120 lethal upgrades in total
100 perks: backpacks, shoulder pads, boots, and masks
6 B-movie-themed environments and dozens of arenas
19 types of movie monsters and 5 brutal bosses
Dark humor, retro-styled gibs and satisfying monster-smashing
19 badass tracks to pump you up during mayhem
Retro stylised pixelated look with a serious 50's vibe


| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 42 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller support | PlayStation, Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| Demo | View demo on Steam |