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Grow a goose from a patient, then arrange bouncing-baby contraptions to earn money, extend its neck, and clear chapters.
Released 01 Dec 2025
Plant a Goose Seed
Bounce Babies for Cash
Merge Babies for Profit
Tingus Goose is a delightfully absurd idle game where you plant seeds in patients, bounce babies for profit, and ascend through surreal worlds toward riches.
Developed by SweatyChair · Published by Playsaurus, UltraPlayers
You plant a goose seed in a patient and water it to grow a long-necked goose tree. Each chapter sets a growth goal as you work toward the goose waiting above.
Babies fall from the tree and bounce off blossoms and other devices, producing money along the way. Arrange these pieces to guide their path, increase their bounces, and create more efficient income; matching babies can merge into higher-value forms.
Spend earnings on water and upgrades, and unlock new blossoms, specimens, and other tools as you progress. Chapters introduce changing mechanics, while some rewards contribute to permanent upgrades that carry into later runs.
In the supplied reviews, players often enjoy the strikingly surreal, grotesque art and animation, finding its absurd humor memorable and unlike a typical idle game. Many also praise the satisfaction of experimenting with blossom layouts and improving an income-producing bounce system, along with the steady unlocks and chapter-specific surprises. Some reviewers, however, find the core loop repetitive or progression slow, and report visual clutter or slowdowns later on.
Witness the miracle of life in this accurate goose-growing simulator. Pop your seed into a patient's conveniently empty torso, add water, and watch a towering goose-tree burst with fresh Babies (nature's most renewable source of cash).
OPTIMIZE
As newborn Babies tumble down the tree, they will bounce off Blossoms to generate cash. Make sure to place your Blossoms strategically to boost your yield. Next, slot Specimens to build runaway synergies that supercharge every Baby bounce.
PROGRESS
Treat new Patients and unlock surreal Worlds, each with its own unique twists and challenges. Unlock new Blossoms and Specimens to incorporate into your build to push further.
This is the Tingus Goose 1.0 version Enhanced for Steam, no microtransactions, just glorious goose growth
Grow your goose tall enough to kiss its lover. Love finds a way.
Each run offers a uniquely bizarre experience.
Collect and unlock over 150 bits of 𓅬 content.
Mastermind a goose-powered Rube Goldberg machine with original “Blossom” gameplay.
Born from the twisted mind of animator MasterTingus.
Embark on 17 deeply unsettling chapters filled with weird romance, awkward stories, and the miracle of goose-based life.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
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| Achievements | 28 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller required | No |
| Website | Official website |
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