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A desktop idle game about training a tiny chicken, upgrading its stats, dressing its island, and comparing growth with friends.
Released 27 Oct 2025
Grow a Musclebound Chicken
Decorate Training Islands
Bet on a Punching Machine
A chill idle game that sits in your screen while you do other tasks. Watch your cock train and grow, decorate his island, and buy him some stylish hats. Is your cock the biggest among your friends? Now it can be!
Developed by Little Horror Studios · Published by Little Horror Studios
Raise a small chicken in a desktop companion game that can run while you do other things. The goal is to train it into a larger, stronger bird.
Training earns points to improve stats such as strength, stamina, speed, and recovery. As the chicken grows, it can evolve and unlock further progression.
Use eggs and other rewards to customize the chicken and its training island with hats, colors, equipment, and decorations. You can also place bets on a punching machine, compare sizes on rankings, visit friends’ islands, and take pictures.
In the supplied reviews, players often enjoy the absurd chicken-training premise and the simple pleasure of watching their bird grow while the game runs in the background. Some also like dressing it up and comparing progress with friends. Other reviewers find the activity loop too limited or slow to stay engaging.
How to Train Your Cock is a chill idle game that you can leave running anywhere on your screen while you do other tasks.
Make him grow from a tiny chick into an ultra muscular cock!
Buy him hats, dumbbells, new islands, decorations and change his colors.
When you get big enough you start laying eggs. A great way to get a new pet!
Place bets on The Pounder, a punching arcade machine, and try your luck!
Compete with your friends and the world to see who has the biggest cock and unlock rewards.
Visit your friend's island and watch his cock train hard and grow!
Take pictures of your cock and share with your friends!
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 24 |
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| Controller required | No |
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| Website | Official website |
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