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Escape your beer-fuelled future.
Released 08 Dec 2025
Escape your beer-fuelled future. After waking up in an unfamiliar place with a pounding headache, you realise that you have become a prisoner of Alfaskuf. Your future is a never-ending game of tanks and beer madness. To escape, you must challenge the master of this gloomy labyrinth.
Developed by 1ne2wozzz · Published by Admia
I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games has about 58 positive and 11 negative player reviews out of a total 69. We'll add a detailed breakdown here when there are more reviews.
Lose yourself in the Alphaskuf nightmare
Wake up after a stormy night to find yourself not in your own bed, but at the heart of a nightmare. Your head is pounding, your memory is blank and one question dominates your thoughts: 'Where am I?'
This place is a maze of dim light, creaking floorboards and whispering shadows. Your only link to reality is a stranger named Fred. He has long since come to terms with his situation. He knows the rules. He is ready to reveal the terrifying truth: you are not just lost.
You have become a prisoner in the abode of the Alphaskuf. Your new 'paradise' is an endless game of tanks and beer madness. Some people might enjoy this kind of life, but you won't.
Gameplay
You must walk through the Alphaskuf's house, constantly encountering obstacles. This game combines the tense atmosphere of classic horror games with extraordinary humour. One moment you will be trembling with fear; the next, you will be laughing so hard that you forget all about the tension.
Features
Dual atmosphere: horror and absurd humour
Psychological pressure and a sense of hopelessness.
A memorable and ambiguous guide character.
Satirical undertones.
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 7 |
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| Controller required | No |
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