Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

You play a desert-bunker prepper who takes a mysterious pill and begins seeing firearms as potential romantic partners. Their conversations and relationships form the story’s central thread, alongside a friend who communicates over the radio.

The game alternates between dialogue-focused daytime scenes and first-person combat at night, when attackers arrive in waves. You can talk with the gun characters, make choices in conversations, and use different weapons in the shooting sections.

Exploring the bunker reveals notes, computer-terminal information, hidden details, and other activities such as shooting cans. Weapon-specific challenges and relationship choices add optional goals, and the game has multiple endings.

Reviewers often enjoy the game’s absurd, innuendo-heavy comedy, distinctive characters, and voice acting. Many say the story and bunker details add unexpected depth to the unusual dating-sim-and-shooter setup, while others praise the shooting sections and secrets to discover. Some reviewers found the combat or movement rough, and a few reported performance problems or stretches that felt tedious.