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After losing your job, build a furniture business by chopping trees, crafting pieces, fulfilling orders, and exploring.
Released 07 Aug 2026
Chop Trees for Materials
Assemble Furniture by Hand
Automate Furniture Production
Build your own furniture empire after getting fired from Furnox Corp 🖕. Chop down trees, process wood, automate your growing production lines and sell clever furniture sets for bonus cash. Explore a handcrafted world packed with weirdos, secrets and trees begging for violence.
Developed by NullRef Entertainment · Published by rokaplay select
After being fired from Furnox Corp, you start a furniture business with an axe and a few trees. Gather resources, make furniture, and fulfill orders for customers as you grow your operation.
Chop trees and process logs into materials, then craft furniture by assembling its parts in a hands-on minigame. Sell or ship completed orders to earn money for tools, machines, and other upgrades.
Explore new areas to find different trees, resources, characters, quests, and secrets. Progress unlocks more furniture designs and production options, including machines that automate parts of the work, alongside character upgrades.
Players often enjoy the absurd humor, satisfying tree-chopping and furniture crafting, and a world that rewards exploration with characters, secrets, and new areas. The steady early progression and relaxed pace also appeal to some. A recurring criticism is that later orders can turn into repetitive resource grinding, while limited automation and hard-to-navigate recipe menus make that work more tedious.
You got fired from Furnox Corp 🖕.
Now you start over with nothing but an axe, a few trees and revenge on your mind (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻
Chop down trees, turn logs into planks, craft furniture and sell it for profit. Reinvest your money into better tools, new machines and faster production. What begins as manual labor grows into optimized production lines and high value furniture sets that grant bonus payouts.
Unlock new areas, discover new tree types, expand your operation step by step and improve your character with strength and stamina upgrades.
Trees of all shapes, sizes, colors and questionable physics.
If it stands upright and looks even remotely choppable, congratulations: It’s firewood now!
Turn raw nature into refined building materials using machines that absolutely should not be left unattended.
Logs become planks.
Planks become furniture.
Furniture becomes profit. 💰
Create furniture, props and tools, including deeply unnecessary but deeply impressive designs like:
A wooden PC (Wood has excellent thermal properties... right?)
A wooden weight bench (Splinters only make you stronger!)
If it exists ... you can probably make it out of wood!
Load up your handcrafted chaos and ship it to the nearby city.
Earn money.
Reach new customers.
Confuse absolutely everyone.
Can't chop it? Can’t craft it?
Buy it!
Use bought components to level up your character or jam them into your creations like a true artisan.
Begin with nothing but ambition and poor financial decisions.
Build your headquarters and expand into a world packed with secrets, resources and questionable business ethics.
Meet quirky personalities, help them, befriend them and integrate them into your production chain
... completely voluntarily, of course ...
⚠️ Warning:
The ducks are up to something! 🦆
They know ...
You know they know ...🔪
Build an ever-growing catalog of furniture using blueprints, rare materials and raw creative chaos.
Minimalism is optional. Overengineering is encouraged.
Upgrade the nearby city to unlock new customers, missions, secrets, and character upgrades.
Urban development has never involved this much ... wood.
Stone trees
Metal trees
Electric trees
Nobody knows why they exist.
Your axe doesn’t care.
Uncover their mysterious origins as you progress ... or just chop first and ask questions later.
Improve your character by interacting with the world and using exercise equipment.
Yes, you can bench press your way to better woodworking.
No, we will not explain the science.
New machines.
Better axes.
"Smarter" distribution.
Automation that makes your empire run smoother than a freshly sanded plank.
Turn resources into delicious meals that boost your stats.
Because nothing fuels industrial-scale lumber destruction like a hearty stew.
| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 26 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller required | No |
| Demo | View demo on Steam |
| DLC / extras | 2 listed on Steam |
| Website | Official website |
