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Control a floppy character in crude jousts and party minigames, or guide John as he seeks a date for his high school reunion.
Released 18 Jan 2018
Find John's Reunion Date
Joust With Friends
Race Through Party Challenges
Genital Jousting tells the story of "John", a penis who needs to find a date for his high school reunion. Genital Jousting is also an online and local multiplayer party game about flaccid penises and wiggly anuses for up to eight players at once.
Developed by Free Lives · Published by Devolver Digital









Story Mode follows John, a penis who wants to find a date for his high school reunion. Play through a sequence of scenes and help him handle the situations he encounters.
In multiplayer, up to eight players can compete locally or online. Traditional Mode focuses on jousting, while Party Mode brings together short challenges with different objectives.
Players steer floppy characters through collisions and objectives, with movement built around their wobbly physics. You can also choose colors and outfits to customize your character.
Players often enjoy the absurd comedy, especially in group matches where the awkward physics and suggestive challenges create chaotic shared laughs. Many are also pleasantly surprised by the story mode, describing John's journey as more heartfelt or thoughtful than the premise suggests. Some reviews find the experience brief, mechanically limited, or most enjoyable with friends who share its humor.


| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
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| Achievements | 28 |
| Age ratings |
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| Players | 1–8 |
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| Multiplayer | Genital Jousting supports online and local multiplayer for up to 8 players. Store text and features confirm online PvP and shared/split screen PvP. Reviews also indicate couch play, online matches, Remote Play Together support, and that minigames can be played solo, while Story Mode is single-player. |
| Multiplayer & mods | No information provided about mods affecting multiplayer. |
| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
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| Metacritic | 68/100 View on Metacritic |
| Website | Official website |