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The steaks have never been higher!
Released 23 Aug 2026
The steaks have never been higher! Cow is the one and only fast-paced game about a cow riding a skateboard in a volcano above a pool of lava 🤘. Hop on your deck and milk each level, or become a well-done dinner.
Developed by ZDEsy · Published by ZDEsy






Cow has about 15 positive and 0 negative player reviews out of a total 15. We'll add a detailed breakdown here when there are more reviews.
Pure Arcade Chaos Welcome to Cow. No bloated storylines, no unskippable cutscenes—just straight-up, fast-paced gameplay. Grab your skateboard and conquer 60+ unique and increasingly difficult levels.
Shred and Survive Reaching the finish line won't be easy. You'll need perfect timing and quick reflexes to kickflip over spiked balls, dodge rogue police cars hot on your tail, and avoid blinding milk attacks. Keep your momentum up and chain together tricks for high scores.
Unlock Awesome Skins What's a skateboarding cow without some style? Collect steaks scattered throughout the levels to unlock a massive wardrobe of hilarious and awesome skins.
Features:
60+ Diverse Levels: A steady difficulty curve from the bunny hills to absolute physics-based chaos.
Action-Packed Obstacles: Evade cops, dodge swinging hammers, and outrun rolling spiked balls.
Unlockable Cosmetics: Gather steaks and hit high scores to unlock fresh new skins for your cow.
Pick Up and Play: Instant respawns and zero downtime. Just pure gameplay.
| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 37 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller required | No |
| Demo | View demo on Steam |
| DLC / extras | 1 listed on Steam |