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A physics-based precision platformer where you control every joint of a crawling baby with 16 keys as you try to reach Mom.
Released 22 Aug 2026
A physics-based precision platformer where you control every joint of a crawling baby with 16 keys as you try to reach Mom.
Developed by Automata Games · Published by Automata Games
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16 KEYS. 8 JOINTS. 100 METERS. ONE BABY.
You control EVERYTHING.
Shoulders. Elbows. Hips. Knees.
You wanna crawl? GOOD LUCK.
You wanna roll? DO IT.
You wanna stand up?
BRO, YOU'RE A BABY.
Your mission is simple: reach Mom.
The problem?
There are 27 household hazards waiting for you, including bottles, socks, slippers, phones, remotes, and a ROBOT VACUUM THAT WANTS YOU DEAD.
Every key controls a different movement. Every mistake becomes a physics experiment.
And yes...
EVERY KEY PLAYS A DIFFERENT MUSICAL NOTE.
So while you're trying to make this baby crawl, you're basically playing piano with your suffering.
100-meter physics challenge
16-key ragdoll controls
8 independently controlled joints
27 household hazards
Seeded courses
Personal-best tracking
16 musical notes
13 interface languages
Windows 64-bit
You don't need to be good at games.
You just need to make a baby crawl.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 1 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller required | No |
