Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

You lead red and blue armies of wobbling units drawn from ancient, spooky, and fantasy settings. Set them against each other and watch the battle play out through ragdoll physics.

Campaign missions give you an opposing force to overcome with the units and budget available. In sandbox mode, you can arrange your own battles and experiment with different units and formations.

Create custom units, maps, factions, campaigns, and battles, or look for hidden units. You can also take control of a unit during a fight and battle other players online.

In this helpfulness-selected sample, players often enjoy the comic, unpredictable physics and the fun of watching unusual armies collide. Many also praise making custom units and experimenting in sandbox battles, while campaign challenges and discovering hidden units offer additional goals. Some reviewers find the battles repetitive over time or report slowdowns in large fights.