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Manage a team of inmate hockey players, then take them onto the ice for rule-free arcade matches where fights can change the lineup.
Released 17 Aug 2017
Build an Inmate Team
Brawl for Power Plays
Train and Dose Players
Create and manage your team in a violent, dystopic world of no-rules, fast-paced, arcade-style, ice hockey action. Adjust training regimens, control diets, administer black market pharmaceuticals, and provide healthcare (or not) to a ragtag team of convicts at the mercy of your underhanded tactics.
Developed by Loren Lemcke · Published by Loren Lemcke









In a dystopian blood-sport league, you manage a hockey team made up of inmates. Recruit players and decide how to handle their training, diets, drug regimens, injuries, and recovery.
On the ice, pass, shoot, check, and switch players in fast arcade-style hockey. Fights can leave players injured or out of the match, giving the other team a numbers advantage; standard hockey rules such as offsides and icing are absent.
Franchise mode carries your team through a season as you develop its players and manage the risks of injury and mortality. Other ways to play include tournaments, exhibition matches, local multiplayer, and challenges with special setups such as uneven teams and manual goalie control.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its quick, chaotic arcade hockey, retro feel, and comic, over-the-top violence. Franchise mode is another recurring favorite: recruiting and developing a team, while risking injuries or deaths, can create memorable season stories. Some reviewers also enjoy playing locally with friends. Others find the AI and goaltending frustrating, and report that team-management chores can become repetitive.

FRANCHISE MODE - Create, recruit and manage your own custom team of inmates in a futuristic world of dystopic blood sports! Manage your team's diets, exercise schedule, illegal pharmaceutical drug regimen and more!
ARCADE-STYLE HOCKEY ACTION! Travel back to a time when sports games were all about the action. Customize your lineup and use superior skating, positioning, strategy and violence to assert your dominance on the ice.
CRUNCHY RETRO PIXELATED GORE! Experience brutality on ice like you've never witnessed before: blood splattering collisions, brain-scrambling head injuries, bloody vomiting spells and violent seizures.
MIND MELTING CHIPTUNE SOUNDTRACK! Enjoy the driving retro beats of an original soundtrack by chiptunist Shawn Daley.
4-PLAYER LOCAL MULTIPLAYER! Paint the ice with the blood of your friends!
GLOBAL SHOWDOWN! Take on the world in a global ice hockey tournament. Failure to secure victory for your nation could result in your execution.
CHALLENGE MODE! Conquer a variety of difficult challenges (4 vs. 8, manual goalie control, etc.) and fun scenarios (12 vs 12 Mega Rumble, Turbo Mode, etc.).
*For the best experience a gamepad is highly recommended (e.g. Steam Controller, Xbox 360, Xbox One, Playstation + many others will work with emulation) - The game can also be played with only a keyboard.
Made in Finland
Tehty Suomessa
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
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| Achievements | 33 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 1 listed on Steam |
| Content notices |
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| Website | Official website |
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