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As a student in a murderous school, plan each day, complete classmates’ quests, and investigate a missing student.
Released 15 Jun 2017
Repeat Monday
Investigate a Disappearance
Complete Classmate Quests
Welcome to Kindergarten! Have fun trying to learn and share...and not die. That's important too. In a school that's just not quite right, it's important to be friendly...and take out those that aren't.
Developed by Con Man Games, Sean Young · Published by SmashGames






You play as a student at a kindergarten where the staff and students behave in alarming ways. A classmate has gone missing, and uncovering what is happening at the school may be necessary to survive.
Move through the school day, talk with classmates, take on their quests, and gather items and information. Your choices shape events, and different characters’ storylines reveal more about the school.
Each run follows the same Monday, which starts over when the day ends. Use what you learn to plan later runs, solve puzzles, and unlock further routes through the characters’ quests.
Players often praise the game’s absurd dark comedy, with many enjoying how its deadpan writing and shocking school-day events make them laugh. Reviews also highlight the puzzle-like quests, choices that change what happens, and the fun of piecing together character stories across repeated runs. Some players find the repetition or route-planning frustrating, and several describe the game as short.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
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| Achievements | 8 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |