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A satirical clicker about loot-box spending: open random card packs, sell the drops, and upgrade your shop while chasing better loot.
Released 14 Sep 2017
Open Loot Packs
Reveal Card Rarity
Sell Your Cards
Live your wildest dreams by splurging on insane amounts of cash you wouldn't have in real life. Play for random number generated loot that is a reflection of the meaningless nature of this game and everything surrounding it.
Developed by chlsea · Published by chlsea





Microtransaction Simulator turns the pursuit of paid-game-style rewards into a clicker loop. Open randomized packs and collect loot, including cards whose rarity and number you reveal by clicking.
Sell unwanted items, use your earnings for boosts and shop upgrades, then open more packs in search of better loot. Achievements mark your progress.
Progress centers on earning, upgrading, and repeating the pack-opening and selling cycle, parodying loot boxes and other monetization habits.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its humorous satire of loot boxes and gaming monetization, along with the straightforward clicker loop. Some find the repeated pack-opening and selling tedious, and several criticize a four-hour idle achievement; other complaints mention unclear boosts or heavy system load.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS, Linux |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 35 |
| Controller required | No |
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