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Compete to build a successful life by balancing work, education, money, health, and free time in a board-game-style simulation.
Released 21 Aug 2019
Balance Work and Study
Invest in Stocks
Hex Your Rivals
No Time to Relax is a life simulation game where up to 4 players online or locally compete against each other in the ultimate game of life.
Developed by Porcelain Fortress · Published by Porcelain Fortress









No Time to Relax is a competitive life-simulation board game for up to four players. You guide a character through everyday adult responsibilities and try to build a more successful life than your rivals, playing locally, online, or against CPU opponents.
Choose how to spend your time: study to improve your prospects, work to earn money, and manage needs such as food, health, sanity, housing, and leisure. Decisions involve balancing immediate expenses and wellbeing against longer-term goals.
You can invest in the stock market, furnish an apartment, get a pet, and complete missions. Players can also hex opponents, while Peaceful Mode removes those sabotage mechanics; different avatars offer cosmetic choices.
Players often enjoy the game most with friends, where balancing everyday responsibilities becomes a funny, competitive source of unexpected setbacks and stories. Reviews also appreciate the choices involved in managing time and developing a character, and some enjoy playing solo or against bots. Some players find the mechanics repetitive or limited after several matches, and a few report online disconnections or difficulty finding other players.
How about getting a second chance to beat your friends at the game of life?
You now have the ability to beat your more successful friends with this fake life simulator. To win the game, you have to work your way up the corporate ladder, educate yourself and keep your sanity. This might seem easy, but working and studying your ass off will strain even the most iron-willed of your friends. It almost seems like there is no time to relax!

Key features:

Up to 4 players in local PvP.
Play online with your friends (or total strangers).
Single player vs CPU player (Skynet look out!).
Supports Keyboard, Mouse and Controllers (pass and play supported).
Finish missions, hex your friends and get a pet to gain the upper hand.
Decorate your apartment with cheap stuff and fancy things.
Educate your character, gain work experience and play the stock market.
Play peaceful mode for a less stressful experience, free from hexes.
Choose from 7 different avatars.
Great original soundtrack.
Lots of achievements!
| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
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| Achievements | 67 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 1 listed on Steam |
| Content notices |
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| Website | Official website |