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Work a 1990s home-safety hotline, matching callers’ unsettling household clues to entries in a growing hazard catalog.
Released 16 Jan 2024
Match Calls to Hazards
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Work a 90s Hotline
Hearing noises? Seeing things? Call Home Safety Hotline! Our operators are standing by, waiting to give you the answers you need to protect your home from all manner of pests and household hazards.
Developed by Night Signal Entertainment · Published by Night Signal Entertainment









You are an operator at a home-safety hotline, taking calls from people who report pests, hazards, and stranger problems inside their homes. The story unfolds through your work at the company, presented on a retro-style computer.
For each call, listen to the caller’s description and consult the company’s catalog of hazards. Compare the reported details with the entries to identify the likely cause and send your answer.
As workdays progress, the catalog expands with new entries, while follow-up calls and desktop material add context to the developing story. Your answers can affect what callers report afterward.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its retro computer presentation and eerie atmosphere, along with its imaginative creature entries and world-building. Many also like carefully comparing caller clues with the catalog, and mention the voice acting, music, and occasional dark humor. Other reviewers find the call-and-diagnose loop repetitive or the clues ambiguous, and describe the experience as short with limited replay value.








| Platforms | Windows |
|---|---|
| Achievements | 11 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 2 listed on Steam |
| Website | Official website |