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Team up in a cursed fantasy roguelite to raid camps, stack power-ups, fight bosses, revive allies, and escape.
Released 21 Jan 2026
Raid Camps for Buffs
Stack Absurd Power-Ups
Revive Fallen Teammates
LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous power-ups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.
Developed by Big Distraction · Published by Big Distraction
Play solo or join up to seven other players as you battle through a cursed fantasy world. Choose a character and quest, then work toward defeating the area’s boss and escaping.
Explore large maps under a day-and-night cycle, fight enemy groups, and raid camps or complete trials for rewards. Collect gold and power-ups from chests and enemies, improve your attributes, and swap among weapons such as swords, bows, wands, and guns.
Your quest choices influence which enemies, locations, and bosses appear during a run. Combine run-specific upgrades to shape your character, revive fallen teammates, and face increasingly dangerous encounters; permanent upgrades carry some progression between runs.
Players who enjoy LORT often praise its chaotic co-op runs, the fun of building up power through upgrades, and its irreverent humor. Some also like the challenge and the urge to try another run. Other reviews criticize the limited variety and uneven difficulty, with solo and group balance, drawn-out boss fights, and the impact of upgrades recurring as concerns.
LORT is a 1–8 player co-op action roguelite. Team up with your friends to battle, loot, and stack ridiculous powerups across a cursed fantasy world. Fight toward escape, revive your homies, and get absolutely chadded as you evolve from goblin tickler to god slapper.
Bring your homies (or bravely solo it) for chaotic, over the top co-op madness. Combo your attacks, cover each other's backs, and rally your friends by blowing the tooter as the chaos scales from "this seems fine" to "oh no."
Swords, wands, bows, or the age-old gun— it’s all up to you. Freely swap your weapons, discover explosive combos, and pick your favorite way to slap goblins into next week.
A powerup in your hand is worth two in a chest. Get to mixing, matching, and stacking to outhit and outlast your enemies with powerups like:
Nah’s Barrier
Boomer’s Blessing
Trophy of Swole
Cool Comfy Shorts
And over 100 more!
Massive, weird, and ready to ruin your run - these bosses hit hard, play dirty, and laugh at your cute little powerups. Learn the dance, punish their weakness, and slap back harder.
This isn’t just any run - it's THE run. Achieve peak powerup perfection, become absurdly overpowered, and turn the tables on this cursed world. Goblins will tell horror stories about you.
Pick your ingredients. Choose your quests. Build the run you want. Choices you make stir the pot, determining which bizarre enemies, cursed locations, and giant, weirdo bosses show up to ruin your day. Cook up chaos, or play it smart... just don’t under season it.
Thanks for sticking around. No loot here, just raw appreciation. You read the whole thing. That’s rare. You might actually be... the chosen one.
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 69 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DRM / EULA |
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| Website | Official website |
