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Play a plastic soldier in a third-person team shooter, battling across oversized household maps in objective-based matches.
Released 08 Dec 2015
Ride Rubber Ducks
Carry Bathtub Flags
Score Barnyard Goals
Take part of history’s greatest battle of Green VS. Tan. Fight amongst and against others online. Jump, shoot and roll your way into victory with fast paced objective based gameplay. Sometimes the greatest battles are fought by the smallest of soldiers.
Developed by Virtual Basement LLC, Code Headquarters LLC · Published by Virtual Basement LLC









The Mean Greens - Plastic Warfare is a third-person shooter about green and tan plastic army soldiers fighting across oversized versions of everyday places. Bathtubs, kitchens, aquariums, and toy-filled rooms become battlefields.
Players run, jump, roll, and shoot with a selection of weapons in team matches. The game supports up to ten players, with bots also available for matches.
Maps pair the toy-scale setting with different objectives, including capturing flags, controlling territory, scoring goals, and defending or attacking a cake. The game lists ten modes and ten maps; player reviews note there is no character progression or content-unlocking system.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its toy-soldier setting, nostalgic feel, oversized household maps, and quick, approachable matches—especially when playing with friends. Several reviews also like the variety of themed maps and objectives. Many supplied reviews say online lobbies are now sparse, making matches less engaging without a group; some mention bots as a fallback, while others find them less enjoyable.











| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 24 |
| Players | 1–10 |
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| Multiplayer | The game supports online multiplayer focused on team-based PvP. Store text states 5v5 battles and up to 10 players per map. Reviews repeatedly mention online servers, dedicated servers, private hosting, server browser, party matchmaking, voice chat, text chat, and later-added bots that can fill some matches and be replaced by joining players. |
| Multiplayer & mods | No multiplayer mod support is stated in the provided information. One review asks for Steam Workshop, but this is only a suggestion. |
| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| DLC / extras | 2 listed on Steam |
| Website | Official website |