features:

• Killing is unnecessary: negotiate out of danger using the unique battle system.
  
• Time your attacks for extra damage, then dodge enemy attacks in a style reminiscent of top-down shooters.
  
• Original art and soundtrack brimming with personality.
  
• Soulful, character-rich story with an emphasis on humor.
  
• Created mostly by one person.
  
• Become friends with all of the bosses!
  
• At least 5 dogs.
  
• You can date a skeleton.
  
• Hmmm... now there are 6 dogs...?
  
• Maybe you won't want to date the skeleton.
  
• I thought I found a 7th dog, but it was actually just the 3rd dog.
  
• If you play this game, can you count the dogs for me...? I'm not good at it.