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Run a pizza shop as cover for mafia errands, balancing customer orders, shady favors and police attention alone or in four-player co-op.
Released 01 Apr 2026
Run a Pizza Front
Balance Cops and Mafia
Complete Shady Favors
Run your pizza shop up front and handle shady business out back. Help hand-crafted NPCs with favors that never go as planned. Play solo or online co-op with up to four players and expand your operation across Hobarey Town. In this darkly comedic management sim - become that guy everyone knows.
Developed by Bunch'o'Nerds · Published by Bunch'o'Nerds
After being forced to work off a debt to the mafia, you run a pizza shop in Hobarey Town while handling illegal business behind the counter. Play alone or with up to four players online.
Make pizzas and serve customers while completing shady favors for townspeople. Jobs can involve sourcing restricted goods, cleaning evidence and disposing of items, with risk and police attention rising as you take on more work.
Develop the legitimate shop and the hidden operation separately through upgrades to your kitchen, workstations and equipment. Build reputations on both sides, meet NPCs through their ongoing problems, and manage the balance between attracting police scrutiny and drawing the mafia's attention.
Players often enjoy the contrast between making pizzas and handling shady jobs, with many describing the split-business loop as engaging and especially entertaining with friends. The absurd humor, odd requests and memorable characters are recurring draws. Some players find the workload stressful alone, and reviews also raise concerns about bugs, item placement and repetition later on.
You owe a dangerous, mysterious mafia a serious amount of money. They don’t call. They don’t warn you. They kidnap you and make it clear: work it off, or else. Run your pizza shop, take on shady favors, and get to know the people of Hobarey Town while doing the mafia’s dirty work. Learn who to trust, who to use, and who to avoid.
Maybe you’ll pay off your debt. Maybe you’ll build the right connections to start a new life.
Manage a pizza shop up front while running illegal jobs out back. Keep both sides operating without drawing police attention or blowing your cover.
Complete illegal favors for NPCs, including cleaning bloody clothes, ordering restricted items from the dark web, disposing of evidence, and even burning bodies in your own oven. Every job increases payout, risk, and police attention.
Build a strong cover by becoming the best pizza shop in town while separately earning trust in the shady underworld. Each side progresses on its own, unlocking different jobs, tools, and risks.
Upgrade your kitchen, hidden workstations, and equipment. Larger setups allow faster production, riskier jobs, and higher payouts.
Interact with dozens of hand-crafted NPCs, each with their own stories, personalities, and ongoing problems that unfold over time.
Play alone or team up with up to four players online. Split tasks, run both sides of the business together, and deal with the chaos as a group. Both offline and co-op mode updated with 1.0.
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 22 |
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| Controller required | No |
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| Website | Official website |
