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Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks.
Released 20 Jul 2026
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
Developed by Gilang Gumelar Studios · Published by Gilang Gumelar Studios
Wiseman: No More Breakups has about 56 positive and 1 negative player reviews out of a total 57. We'll add a detailed breakdown here when there are more reviews.
She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.
This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.
Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.
Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.
No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.
Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.
Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.
Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.
| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
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| Achievements | 4 |
| Age ratings |
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| Controller support | PlayStation, Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| Demo | View demo on Steam |
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