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Wiseman: No More Breakups

Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.

100%
of 50 reviews
$1.99
Released: Jul 20, 2026  •  Developer: Gilang Gumelar Studios  •  Publisher: Gilang Gumelar Studios

The Developer Says...

She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.

This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.

Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.

Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.

No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.

WHAT'S ON THE TRAIN

Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.

Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.

Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.

THE SOUND Jazz. All of it. No exceptions. Not a mechanic — a warning.

THE LOOK Anime UI. Spray can energy. A HUD with opinions.

Back of the Box Details

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Controller Support

PS Xbox

Reviews

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