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Control Stalin’s hands as he signs papers and handles interruptions, keeping stress down while avoiding the nuclear button.
Released 08 Sep 2016
Avoid the Nuclear Button
Smoke to Steady Hands
Sign State Papers
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
Developed by Cartboard Games · Published by Cartboard Games








Play as Stalin in a first-person office scenario where your hands are directly controlled. Your finger hovers near the nuclear button as you try to manage the pressures of ruling.
Sign state papers, answer the phone, deal with subordinates, and interact with tools and distractions. Smoking a pipe reduces stress and helps steady shaking hands.
Story mode unlocks more items to use, while endless mode challenges you to pursue a high score. The game’s tasks and interruptions keep competing for your attention around the button.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its goofy, unusual stressed-dictator premise and the tension of juggling office tasks near the nuclear button. Some describe it as fun and immersive in short sessions, while other supplied reviews criticize its repetition, controls, or difficulty.


| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 16 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
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