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In a town of object-headed residents, pursue romance, explore Dialtown, and make choices across a surreal visual novel.
Released 14 Feb 2022
Date Object-Headed Locals
Explore Dialtown
Choose Your Pronouns
If you've ever wanted to romantically pursue a phone, then hot DARN, do I have just the game for you.
Developed by DirectDoggo · Published by DirectDoggo









You play a customizable green creature who arrives in Dialtown hoping to find a date willing to pay for funfair admission, all while navigating a town where residents have phones, typewriters, and other objects for heads.
Explore the town, meet its residents, and choose what to say and do in conversations and events. The game mixes comedic scenes with character-focused stories, optional encounters, and discoveries around town.
Pursue several romance routes, with choices affecting how stories unfold and which endings you reach. You can also choose your character's gender and pronouns; the game features 26 endings and includes a Bigfoot hunt.
Players often praise the game’s unpredictable, offbeat comedy, distinctive characters, and stories that can turn unexpectedly heartfelt. Reviews also highlight the branching routes and unusual photo-collage visual style. Some players find the humor abrasive or the dialogue-heavy pacing and occasional long scenes less engaging.



| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 10 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
| Demo | View demo on Steam |
| DLC / extras | 5 listed on Steam |