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Take on three Slavic-meme arcade challenges: keep your balance while drinking, dance to the beat, and brawl in the street.
Released 29 Jul 2016
Drink Without Falling
Dance to Hardbass
Brawl With Bottles
Hello Comrades ! You think you got what it takes to be tru slav? Then we have game for you ! Prove to all your gopnik friends that you are the superior alpha slav your babushka always wanted you to be.
Developed by Free Candy Games · Published by Conglomerate 5





Slavistan is a short, single-player arcade game built around an exaggerated, meme-filled take on Slavic culture. It offers three game modes set across three countries, with six unlockable characters.
Its challenges include drinking vodka while avoiding bottles and staying upright, matching button prompts in a dance challenge, and fighting street opponents. The controls and rules are presented as simple, with the challenges emphasizing quick reactions.
Progress through the three modes and unlock characters as you play. The game uses 2D pixel graphics and broad, slapstick humor to frame its arcade scenarios.
Players who enjoy Slavistan often praise its exaggerated Slavic-meme atmosphere, silly humor, and quick arcade challenges, with some also highlighting the pixel art and music. Other reviews find the modes repetitive and brief, and say the jokes wear thin; opinions on the game’s appeal are mixed.


| Platforms | Windows |
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| Controller required | No |