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Play a bulletproof bodyguard and fling yourself between a presidential candidate and a series of chaotic assassination attempts.
Released 10 Oct 2016
Body-Block Bullets
Ragdoll Through Hazards
Dive To Save Rump
Mr.President! Can you take a bullet for the soon to be President of the United States of America?! You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson a bulletproof man, the best bodyguard money can buy. He is sworn to protect the most hated presidential candidate of all time Ronald Rump.
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You play as Dick “Rock-Hard” Johnson, a bulletproof bodyguard tasked with keeping presidential candidate Ronald Rump alive. The political parody sets up a campaign filled with threats and deliberately absurd situations.
Each level asks you to get between Rump and danger, including bullets, explosions, and other hazards. You leap, dive, flip, and collide with the environment using ragdoll physics, improvising your route through each scenario.
The campaign progresses through chapters and locations, with new assassination attempts presenting different layouts and timing challenges. Reviews also describe wrestling challenges and additional modes, including Rump Rumble, alongside abilities such as diving and slowing time.
Players who enjoy the game often praise its absurd political humor and slapstick ragdoll physics, which make both successful saves and spectacular failures entertaining. Some also enjoy the challenge of learning each level and the extra modes. Other players find the controls and physics frustrating, or feel the humor and central gameplay become repetitive.
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 21 |
| Players | From 1 (maximum not specified) |
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| Multiplayer | The provided store features list only confirms single-player support. A Steam tag lists multiplayer, but no multiplayer mode, player count, or functionality is described in the provided text. The reviews only mention playing with friends alongside or streaming, which does not confirm in-game multiplayer. |
| Multiplayer & mods | No information about mods or multiplayer mod support is provided. |
| Controller required | No |
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