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Thirsty Suitors

Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

★ DON'T OPEN THE DOORS! ★ LEGEND OF KAY ANNIVERSARY ★ DRAGON'S DOGMA: DARK ARISEN ★ IMPOSTOR FACTORY ★ SOLASTA: CROWN OF THE MAGISTER ★ HOGWARTS LEGACY ★ KINGDOM HEARTS -HD 1.5+2.5 REMIX- ★ FINDING PARADISE ★ DARKWOOD ★ SOUTH PARK™: THE STICK OF TRUTH™ ★ METAPHOR: REFANTAZIO ★ SANDS OF SALZAAR ★ WE ♥ IT 
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Legend of Kay Anniversary

70% 👍 OF 355
About This Game

10 years after its initial release, Legend of Kay - Anniversary is a thoroughly remastered version of the original game: high-resolution textures; new, more detailed character models; modern rendering techniques and crystal-clear surround sound give this great classic a new shine.

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Impostor Factory

96% 👍 OF 12K
About This Game

A bonkers time-loop tragicomedy murder mystery thriller featuring multiple casualties and a suspicious cat, from the creator of To the Moon & Finding Paradise.

In this game, you can…

  • …wash your hands in a bathroom time machine to reset the whole party.
  • …get trapped in a mansion murder mystery where the same guests die again and again on each reset.
  • …meet a suspicious cat, a sentient rice cooker that makes godly rice, and a long cat that protecc during the same murder mystery.
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Hogwarts Legacy

90% 👍 OF 369K
About This Game

Hogwarts Legacy is an immersive, open-world action RPG. Now you can take control of the action and be at the center of your own adventure in the wizarding world.

In this game, you can…

  • …turn an enemy into an explosive barrel, then throw them into their friends.
  • …stuff rescued magical beasts into an enchanted suitcase, then take them back to your secret room.
  • …build up a personal Room of Requirement base to brew potions, grow plants, decorate, and care for beasts.
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KINGDOM HEARTS -HD 1.5+2.5 ReMIX-

86% 👍 OF 10K
About This Game

KINGDOM HEARTS -HD 1.5+2.5 ReMIX- is an HD remastered collection of 6 unforgettable KINGDOM HEARTS experiences. Take up your Keyblade to save the Disney worlds from darkness.

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Finding Paradise

98% 👍 OF 20K
About This Game

Two doctors traverse backwards through a dying man's memories to fulfill his last wish. This is To the Moon's standalone sequel, but can also be played first.

In this game, you can…

  • …rewrite a man's life in his head so his last memory before death becomes a new reality.
  • …walk backward through a dying man's memories.
  • …hunt for mementos in one memory to unlock the next, slowly reconstructing an entire life decision by decision.
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Darkwood

95% 👍 OF 24K
About This Game

Darkwood - a new perspective on survival horror. Scavenge and explore a rich, ever-changing free-roam world by day, then hunker down in your hideout and pray for the morning light.

In this game, you can…

  • …lock yourself in a lit room with three lamps, then watch the house shake, lights flicker, furniture slide around, and the door slam shut.
  • …set chain traps at your windows and beat an intruder to death while it hangs there, caught like it's on a leash.
  • …eat odd mushrooms and tainted meat for strange powers, then deal with nausea and hallucinations that might be real clues.
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South Park™: The Stick of Truth™

98% 👍 OF 73K
About This Game

From the perilous battlefields of the fourth-grade playground, a young hero will rise, destined to be South Park’s savior. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. Introducing South Park™: The Stick of Truth™.For a thousand years, the battle has been waged.

In this game, you can…

  • …summon Jesus from heaven to mow down Nazi zombies with an M16
  • …shrink down, crawl through Mr. Slave's rectum as a gnome, disable a WMD, dodge bodily fluids, and turn on vibrators to progress
  • …walk into Canada and suddenly play through an 8-bit RPG-style section
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Metaphor: ReFantazio

90% 👍 OF 41K
About This Game

After his assassination, the will of the late king decrees the next monarch to be elected by the people. Forge bonds and win over a kingdom divided in this award-winning fantasy RPG with turn-based and action combat, party customization with powerful Archetypes, and hours of exploration.

In this game, you can…

  • …awaken job-like powers, swap classes, and inherit skills across them until your party roles stop resembling their original archetypes.
  • …start fights in real time on the field, instantly delete weaker enemies, or get clipped first and stumble into an ambush.
  • …ride a gauntlet runner across an entire continent and have travel time actually eat up days on your calendar.
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Sands of Salzaar

82% 👍 OF 22K
About This Game

Bringing you to an exotic desert where you’ll recruit, train, and guide your troops into battle against rival cities and factions. Embark on an adventure that’s uniquely yours; Customizable characters, professions, and factions. The land is filled with a variety of hidden secrets.