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Build trigger-linked skills and shop gear around an uncontrollable coin-flip esport, turning wins and losses into rank.
Released 05 Nov 2025
Build Skill Combos
Profit From Losses
Shop for Synergies
Sick of long queues, unfair matchups, and arbitrary reflex tests? Try Q-UP, the coin flipping eSport. It's one part clicker, one part multiplayer strategy game, one part demented capitalism simulator, and 100% completely random.
Developed by Everybody House Games · Published by Everybody House Games
You play a competitor in a satirical team-based esport where matches are decided by coin flips. You cannot control the flips; your goal is to build your Q rank as you progress through the league.
Between matches, arrange skills on a board and equip items from a shop. Skills trigger based on flips and other conditions, then set off chains of effects that can amplify gains or soften losses.
Level up to unlock more skills and develop your build, with eight heroes offering different abilities and approaches. Play solo against bots or join online matches with other players, while emails and other story elements frame your career in a fictional esports industry.
Many reviewers enjoy the puzzle of arranging skills and items into builds that produce large gains or limit losses despite the random flips. The esports and corporate satire, distinct hero mechanics, and satisfying score surges are also recurring points of praise. Some reviewers, however, found the loop repetitive or slow, and others felt the triggers or later build optimization could be difficult to follow.
From the twisted minds that brought you Universal Paperclips and Babble Royale comes a timeless tale about numbers going up and going down, the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat, reverse mergers, spooky action at a distance, and a 3-ton whale with a day job.
50/50. Totally random. Totally fair.
You sit down after a tough day to play your favorite video game. Of course you have to wait 10 minutes to get into a match. When you finally do get into a game, you're up against the sweatiest kids you've ever seen. Meanwhile, the idiots on your team have apparently never even heard of a keyboard. After that guaranteed loss, it's another 10 minute wait just to get into a game with someone who screams at you the whole time and then leaves halfway through. As usual, you played your "favorite" video game for the entire night and the only thing you got was mad.
Sound familiar? We've been there. That's why we made Q-UP! Every single round of Q-UP is determined by the result of a coin flip, so every single round of Q-UP is completely fair. No more smurfs ruining your games. No more inters. No more tryhards. No more stupid reaction times or mechanics. Just perfectly fair matches, every single time.
Climb the ladder by earning the most Q
Experience a dramatic battle for corporate power in the eSports industry and, if it's not too much trouble, decide the future of the universe
8 playable heroes, each with their own unique skills and abilities
4v4 team-based competition
Team up with your friends, Solo-Q, or play the whole game single-player against bots
Over 200 Items to discover and build around
Over 400 skills to unlock
A unique geometric trigger-based skill combo system
1.38 × 10¹¹² ways to play!
However you play, you'll experience the heart-stopping thrills of our patented, mathematically-perfect, quantum-powered matchmaking system. Will you make it to the top of the ladder or be trapped forever in Q-Lo hell? Don't ask me! Buy the game and find out!!
| Platforms | Windows, macOS |
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| Achievements | 24 |
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| Controller required | No |
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