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Melon Simulator™ is a chaotic, co-op (1 - 4 players), first person melee combat game.
Released 30 Jun 2025
Melon Simulator™ is a chaotic, co-op (1 - 4 players), first person melee combat game. Almost anything that isn't nailed down can be used to whack, slice, and throw at the oncoming melon horde...
Developed by Delirious & Co. · Published by Delirious & Co.









Melon Simulator™ has about 85 positive and 12 negative player reviews out of a total 97. We'll add a detailed breakdown here when there are more reviews.
Melon Simulator™ is a chaotic, multiplayer (1 - 4 players), first person melee combat game. Play as a member of the Melon Inc. Containment Unit, responding to a failed melon simulation. Work with your teammates to survive the oncoming melon horde and compete for the top spot on the worldwide leaderboards. The longer you survive, the harder it gets.
WEAPONS
Almost anything that isn't nailed down can be used to whack, slice, and throw at the oncoming melon horde... katanas, machetes, paintings, melon chunks, wooden baseball bats, metal baseball bats, spiked baseball bats, planks, spiked planks, sign letters, speakers, bricks, benches, doors, and more.
LEVEL EDITOR
With Melon Simulator's in-game level editor you can create, share, and play custom levels. Custom levels work in multiplayer too, so you can play them with your friends!
| Platforms | Windows |
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| Achievements | 18 |
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| Controller support | Xbox |
| Controller required | No |
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| Website | Official website |